Unoriginal Sam

Why is it my tumblr says I have ‘x’ amount of followers, but only ‘x’ amount show up when I go to view them?

Like an algebra problem gone horribly wrong.

Downside to large breasts #74-

Having a bug land in your cleavage. Not sure if I should rescue the guy by doing the ‘omg get it off me dance’ or let him stay as a reward for a perfect landing.

UPDATE- death by boob smash. Epic way to die IMO.

ladykana:

jujukitten:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

abatchofcumber:

thetardiswantscasinit:

lokistoletheimpala:

can we talk about Legolas in the back tho

I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.  

It’s worth it.

Did Orlando Bloom spend the entirety of the series trolling with his facial expressions?

I think Peter Jackson was too busy focusing on the central part of the scene to notice Orlando Bloom and when it came to editing realized that cutting the shenanigans would yield a 20 minute movie. XD

LotR, teaching you how to troll with elegance

stuckinabucket:

freakinglazers:

Spidey has a very limited imagination.

In Peter’s defense, it’s usually a good idea to not believe anything Wade says until it’s been independently verified.

Now if it was a super evil genius hell bent to take over the city, who also happens to be a monkey- might be more believable.

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linzeestyle:

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

I am stapling this to tumblr.  Someone get me a stapler.

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realdaisygamgee:

radioactivesmith:

Martin Freeman needs a fan base name!!! we have to come up with something witty, yet respectable (preferably no obsenities) for poor old Marty.

Freebirds. ;D

I agree! I’d call myself a freebird.

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

Oh. My. God.

I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

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elecktrum:

unoriginalsam:

Beachbody Thundercats. Thank god Moon Moon has a chance at a better name…

Blenderdick Cupboardlatch. I’m kitchen-themed.

Just realized, if Benedict Cumberbatch used his name, he’d be Benedict Cunningscratch….

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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